Friday 25 January 2013

Is this love ?

If you thought whispering 'I love you ' was the only way to express love ...read on ... 

Papa Tomato : (Seriously looking at his trading portfolio) Can you get me a glass of water ?

Mama Tomato : (Shouting from Kitchen) No water in the house !! Get it from the loo if you find it so difficult to come down.

Jr Tomato : I am the second best in class

Mama Tomato : (Raising her brow) Did you get marks for any subject ?

Papa Tomato : If there is no water get me some juice

Baby Tomato : You are not lizzzeening to me !  !

Jr Tomato : Marks ? What Marks ? I am the second best entertainer in the class (proudly)

Mama Tomato  :-/

Baby Tomato : Why are you not lizening to me ? Waaaa......

Mama Tomato : Shhhhhh....Police is there standing outside the house...keep quite

Papa Tomato : Get some rusks along with the juice !

Mama Tomato : I just read online yesterday, rusks are unhealthy !

Papa Tomato : Ok then get me the whole wheat cakes you got last week

Jr Tomato : My PJs are the second best

Mama Tomato : Ha ha ha ! I fooled you last week !!! Those were the normal cakes ! I am not even sure if such a thing called whole wheat cakes exist !!!! Mama Tomato doubles up laughing !

Jr Tomato : Mom you are cool ! Super cool !

Baby Tomato : Will you give me away to the police if they come here ?

Mama Tomato : Yes if you keep troubling me ...

Papa Tomato : Ok get me an apple then

Baby Tomato : WAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Mama Tomato : Stop swinging the bat Jr ! You will hit somebody !

Baby Tomato : WAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Mama Tomato : Theres no juice ...its all over ... no money in my account to buy more

Papa Tomato : What are Credit cards for ? Ok I will transfer

Mama Tomato : Stop swinging the bat Jr ! STOP IT NOW !!!

Baby Tomato : No one understands me !

Mama Tomato : God ! Where do these four years old learn all these nautanki(drama)  from ? Switch off the TV Jr ! Switch it off NOW !

Papa Tomato : Where else ? She learnt all this from you ...Drama Queen and little Princess

Jr Tomato : Drama Princess, Drama Queen and Drama Empress ! Wow !

Mama Tomato : Are you calling your dad's mom as Drama Empress ? Ha ha ha  !

Jr Tomato : (Switching off the TV ) Can I go out and Play now ?

Baby Tomato : He switched off the TV !!!! more waaaaa...

Papa Tomato : Are you getting it ?

Mama Tomato : Huh ! No ! You come down and get it ... at least it will be a better exercise for you than standing in the football field waiting for the ball to come near you...

Baby Tomato : Jr Switch on the TV ! SWITCH IT NOW !!!

Papa Tomato : But its you who need the exercise ...Remember you have to fit into your new dress...

Mama Tomato : Huh !

Papa Tomato : And I am mid way transferring money

Mama Tomato : Ok I will get it up but treat this as an advanced B'day gift !

Baby Tomato : Even Jr does not understand me !

Mama Tomato : (running upstairs with a tray and winking at Baby Tomato) : As soon as Papa completes the transfer , we will go and buy chocolates....

Mama Tomato : How did the transfer go ?

Papa Tomato : (with a sly grin) went well... I paid the electricity bill from your account ! Transfer complete !

Mama Tomato : (All red ) Duh !!

Baby Tomato : My mama is so sweet ...we are beeeest friends

Mama Tomato : No one understands me (sigh)



"we are all a little weird and Life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love" -  Dr. Seuss



Dear Papa Tomato "Happy Aniv ! May the weirdness keep on increasing ! "

Take Care,

45 comments:

  1. Happy Anniversary!! Heres to lotsa ketchup!! ;)

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  2. wow another tangy twist love story of a tomato family :D :P ,,happy annv :)

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  3. awesome read ! happy anniversary :)

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  4. ya ya this is perfect love :))
    Happy happy anniversary

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  5. This is seriously funny, Happy anniversary :D

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  6. Ha ha ha:) Loved it:) Happy Anniversary:):)

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  7. veRy beautifully written ---loved it all ---HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

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  8. You have another companion in weirdness... cheer's more and more of it .. it keeps our lives interesting !! Happy anniversary girl !!

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  9. Hi TTT,

    Wow, the evergreen Tomato family, growing healthily and celebrating many anniversaries in between as well. Absolutely loved this sweet post.

    Here's wishing a very Happy Anniversary to the 2 pillars of the Tomato family. Wish both of you loads of happiness and many more years of togetherness.


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  10. :)
    Happy Anniversary to the Tomatoes. Here's wishing you guys many more years to tangy togetherness and love.

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  11. lol cool tomato story.. thoroughly enjoyed :-)

    A Rat's Nibble

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  12. “Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup....”
    ― Jarod Kintz
    Happy Anniversary to the juiciest tomatoes!! Wishing many more wonderful returns!!!God bless~
    Fab post...I am still chuckling!:))

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  13. That was so sweet...Happy Anniversary!

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  14. Happy anniversary to the tomatoes. :)

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  15. Hahaha...Sweet post! Happy Anniversary! :)

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  16. Superbly funny! Happy Anniversary! :D

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  17. :) Happy anniversary...
    Sweet post...this is Ghar Ghar Ki Kahani :)

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  18. Ah! Never knew it was this easy for a man to say 'I love you' :) All I'd hv needed to do is call for things - one after the other - and pay the electricity bill out of the wife's account? :) Duh! Why did I stay single :)

    Happy Anniversary - belated :)

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  19. Happy Anniversary Tomatoes ! Life's weird and everybody's got a spot of weirdness in them.If everybody were normal, world would have been so boring !

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  20. Oh! This MumTomato and PapTomato are really made for each other!

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  21. hahaha :D
    a chuckling tomato post :D

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    Silly Smiles...Take you miles :D

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